You can't beat some geeky statistics to fill up the day with the required quota of triviality.
So to begin the morning, why not delve into the statistical chances of survival for a common, everyday Enterprise red-shirt?
The stats aren't quite as horrific as people might imagine - if they devoted the required brain activity to do so. Proportionally high amount of deaths for the red-shirts compared to other departments, though not as many red-shirts as a whole number than I would have thought - if I devoted the required brain activity to do so, of course.
Enjoy you geeks.